|How freakin cute is that?|
Instead of the letter, I'm going with a poem. And I hope I don't get in trouble for this. I was cleaning out some e-mails and I found an old one from my friend Elizabeth. She wrote me an apology poem back when we worked together. For the life of me I can't remember what she did that warranted such an apology. But judging from the poem she must have made fun of me for something. Which I have become incredibly accustomed to. That could explain why I've only ever received one apology poem. She always says that her life is a musical and she makes up songs a lot. For everything. She says she "has a way with lyrics" and I think this just reinforces that :) I copy and pasted this exactly as it read in the e-mail (by the way, the subject said: really important!!!).
Ode to Regrets
your attention please, to a poem of regrets
now open your ears and pet down your pets
im sorry i laughed at the cost of your feeling,
if you want me to, I will hang from the ceiling
until you forgive me or my face turns blue
as punishment for what ive done to you.
all I want in this life again is to see you smile
and hang out at the mall and spend a lil while
holding hands on the beach, in the park or the snow
please do not forget you will always be my hoe!
Ha! It makes me smile every time I read it. The "pet down your pets" part makes me chuckle.