Snakes! I'm super afraid of snakes. I don't even like being near their glass container at museums or zoos. Yuck! I can't stand it when people say "Oh you don't have to be scared of those little grass snakes!" Shut up. I don't care if they're a tiny grass snake or giant anaconda out in the jungle, they are all the same to me. I don't want them anywhere near me. I believe that people who own those giant snakes as pets should be committed. "Hey look at me! I'm sitting here with a giant snake wrapped around my neck like a scarf. Sure, this thing can unhinge it's jaw and devour a toddler whole...but I'm sure he wouldn't do that to me." Idiots. Just get a dog like normal people!
Oh man! I agree 100 percent! I really don't even like play rubber snakes. Ask you husband; he'll tell you how much I absolutely hate them.
ReplyDeleteFunny how you put the nicest, friendliest looking snake up for the picture. Kinda goes against what you're saying. This snake is named Todd, and he's actually a very nice guy. He volunteers at homeless shelters and reads to blind kids. Sure, he had a period of HARDCORE drug addiction, but now he sponsors alot of other struggling folks. Overall, he is actually a better person than say...well...you. So I dunno...I think snakes need to be given a chance. It's like Todd always says 'we're all same inside. Put together with God's love, and everyone deserves a chance'
ReplyDeleteYou know...you're a bad person...Todd is the best
angry Mcjudgypants
Love this post! I'm with you on the whole snake bit... ewww I hate em too!
ReplyDeleteI'm not a big fan either! I even run from dead ones....ask Kari about that one
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